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5/8/20241 min read

A cap with a patch featuring the Canadian flag and the words 'All But The Flag' and 'One Voice Speaks For Many' is placed on grass. Behind it stands a blue cylindrical object.
A cap with a patch featuring the Canadian flag and the words 'All But The Flag' and 'One Voice Speaks For Many' is placed on grass. Behind it stands a blue cylindrical object.

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